Arion, a young man, is kidnapped by Hades as a child, raised to believe that his mother was blinded by Zeus, and that killing the ruler of Mount Olympus will cure her.
Adopted by a murderous dukes famliy / 암살자 가문의 수양딸이 되었다 / I Became the Adopted Daughter of an Assassin Family
Fantasy, Historical, Romance
5.4K
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April 7, 2026
After ten years of being exploited by Duke Gerwehr for her healing powers, Agnes meets her death in a dungeon. When she wakes up, she finds herself in her uncle’s house before she was sold to Duke Gerwehr in the slave market. Desperate for her past life not to repeat itself, she lets Duke Rodwick adopt her and starts her new life with a new name, Tuariche Rodwick. Will she be able to keep her healing powers secret in this notorious family of assassins and find true happiness and love in her new life?
With a dream to become the ultimate Chinese cuisine chef, our protagonist finds himself inexplicably transported to the Song Dynasty in China! However, upon awakening, he discovers that he possesses no martial arts skills whatsoever. All that remains are the culinary techniques he mastered in his previous life. Surprisingly, these dishes… receive an overwhelmingly positive response!
Can he, with a single bowl of Jjajangmyeon, truly conquer the martial world?
Will he be able to captivate the Central Plains with his Jjajangmyeon and lead a successful second life in this era?
Hyakki Tsurezure Bukuro; Hyakki Tsurezure Bukuro - Gotokuneko - Bara Juuji Tantei no Gaizen; Hyakki Tsurezure Bukuro Kameosa - Bara Juuji Tantei no Uppun; Hyakki Tsurezure-Bukuro; Hyakki Tsurezure-Bukuro - Gotokuneko - Bara Juuji Tantei no Gaizen; 百器徒然袋; 百器徒然袋 五徳猫 薔薇十字探偵の慨然; 百器徒然袋 山颪 薔薇十字探偵の憤慨; 百器徒然袋 瓶長 薔薇十字探偵の鬱憤; 百器徒然袋 薔薇十字探偵の疑惑 面霊気; 百器徒然袋 雲外鏡 薔薇十字探偵の然疑; 百器徒然袋 面霊気 薔薇十字探偵の疑惑; 百器徒然袋 鳴釜 薔薇十字探偵の憂鬱
Drama, Historical, Mystery, Seinen
16
1
3
March 25, 2024
In 1950s Tokyo, only the Rose Cross Detective Agency can tackle the cases that the police won't touch. Enokizu is an eccentric private eye with psychic abilities, and Chuuzenji is a surly used book store owner with an encylopedic knowledge of obscure trivia. Together with their associates, they seek justice for the victims. Stand-alone side story to the "Kyougokudou" series.
Rurouni Kenshin: Meiji Swordsman Romance; Lãng khách Kenshin; Rurouni Kenshin: Una historia romántica de un espadachín de la era Meiji; Kenshin the Wanderer: Meiji Swordsman Romance; Бродяга Кэнсин; الرحال كينشين; るろうに剣心―明治剣客浪漫譚―; 浪客剑心; Samurai X; Rurouni Kenshin: Meiji Kenkaku Romantan
140 years ago in Kyoto, with the coming of the American "Black Ships," there arose a warrior who, felling men with his bloodstained blade, gained the name Hitokiri, man slayer! His killer blade helped close the turbulent Bakumatsu era and slashed open the progressive age known as Meiji . Then he vanished, and with the flow of years, became legend.
Ten years later, a young woman's life is saved when she happens upon a strange wandering swordsman named Kenshin. The young woman accepts the wanderer into her dojo, despite his secretive past, and the two become fast friends. As their relationship grows, they meet and make more friends (as well as enemies), and they grow accustomed to their life together.
However, one man can only run from his past for so long, and it isn't long before Kenshin is forced to face the life he thought he'd left behind. Now, together with his friends, he must fight the ghosts of his past if he wants the people he loves to have any kind of future.
Contains a side story called Yahiko no Sakabato.
At the end of Meiji Restoration, a girl saint was crucified and burnt alive under persecution.
A century later, Katori and six childhood friends are summoned to her world beyond the nirvana, where they receive the Great Commission: Build a kingdom, and make disciples of all nations.
At every midnight, each of them are randomly given a role out of King/Queen, Noble, and Peasants. As the lowly must obey a higher-up in the hierarchy, can they fight and defeat other nations to conquer the world--before infighting brought up by their own hidden desires breaks them apart?
The "Kyokane family" is a prestigious family of degenerate magicians that has been in existence for a thousand years. The current head of the family, the eccentric KYOKANE Kuroro, is brought to a bride who has a "secret" behind her pretty appearance,
A bride with a "secret" behind her pretty appearance...?
If you decide to "live together," break off the yoke, the causality, and everything else, and be together!
This marriage battle fantasy, written in a clear and elegant style, is about to begin!
"Lady Ersetta refuses to marry the man her father has chosen for her and asks her maid Farme to meet him in her stead. But Lord Ligieri, her hated enemy, sends his servant Angelo to cover for him as well! Turns out, Angelo is oddly charming and Farme can't get him out of her head!"
Mistaken as the Monster Duke's Wife / The Monster Duke Mistakes Me for His Wife / 怪物公爵に妻と勘違いされています / 怪物公爵误把我当成了他的妻子 / 괴물 공작이 나를 아내로 착각한다
Fantasy, Historical, Romance, Shoujo
3K
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January 15, 2026
When Lia Dellis comes across a dying man in need of help, she never could have imagined a curse would drive him to attack her. That's why she hits him over the head with a rock! Feeling guilty, Lia nurses him back to health only to realize that he's Dillian Synaize, the ruthless monster duke. To make matters worse, Dillian has lost all his memories and inexplicably thinks Lia is his wife. Can Lia escape the grasp of this so-called monster before he remembers that she was the one who hit him?
Purple-eyed Adarte, blue-eyed Adolte. One enveloped in light—the graceful son—and one shrouded in darkness—the prisoner. Even as their souls are drawn together, destiny would tear them apart. Elsewhere in the kingdom, a heroic king is served by an enigmatic aide from a faraway land. His path has torn him from his dearest kin and placed him in the halls of power—to what end...? The first of Asumiko Nakamura’s beautifully wrought tales set in a fantastic kingdom of intrigue and heartache...
The continuing adventures of classic Arsene Lupin character created by Maurice Leblanc.
The manga adapts Maurice Leblanc's novels about a gentleman thief who solves cases while outwitting both the police and criminals. The first chapter of the manga retells the first short story Leblanc published, "The Arrest of Arsène Lupin" (1905).
Lupin is a Gentleman Thief and a master on disguise, during the Belle Époque years.
To save her younger brother, Marchioness Harriet Goldlane became a substitute mate for Liam Almandine, the dying Alpha of the Almandine Pack. His mate died long ago and he currently had no heir. The pack wanted Harriet to give birth to a son from Liam's seed so that their family would have a new leader after he died. Unfortunately, the Alpha was severely injured and could only wake up during full moon nights. Could Harriet accomplish her mission before Liam died? And what would happen when love blossomed between the two? PS: This story is uncensored (the initial chapters have lightsabers, but the later chapters are all uncensored. And the good news is, now they are working on uncensoring the early chapters too. So, I will wait until the early chapters are revised to publish them here.)
My Condition Is Divorce [Official] / Divorce Is a Condition / Divorce as a Condition / 条件是离婚 / 離婚が条件です / 이혼이 조건입니다
Fantasy, Historical, Josei, Mature, Romance
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February 19, 2026
Choose. Will you leave this place alone, leaving the child behind Or will you marry me and stay with the child?
After a fiery night spent with a man who happened to save her life, a night that seemed abnormally intense. A single days mistake comes back with a tremendous price.
Im pregnant.
Rosena, who had been hiding and raising her child, abandoned everything.
After 7 years, the empire she returned to had changed in many ways. But wait, my childs father is the mad third prince?
Ryuuou Heika no Gekirin-sama ~Hon Suki Nezumi Himedesuga, Naze ka Ryuuou no Saiai ni Narimashita~ (Official)
Ryuoheika no Gekirin Sama / Ryuuou Heika no Gekirin-sama / The Dragon King’s Imperial Wrath: Falling in Love With the Bookish Princess of the Rat Clan / 竜王陛下の逆鱗サマ / 竜王陛下の逆鱗サマ～本好きネズミ姫ですが、なぜか竜王の最愛になりました～ / 龙王陛下的逆鳞公主
Drama, Historical, Isekai, Romance, Shoujo
158
1
75
March 24, 2024
Ryuuou Heika no Gekirin-sama ~Hon Suki Nezumi Himedesuga Naze ka Ryuuou no Saiai ni Narimashita manga, Princess Ruiying of the Rat Clan, the weakest of the thirteen animal clans, was summoned to the palace of the Dragon Clan, as the Dragon King sought a bride. But instead of competing with the other princesses, her goal is to check out the dragon palace's library, the largest in the world. Seven days after arriving, Ruying was reading alone in the library when she was caught by a handsome man of the Dragon Clan. He suddenly kisses her and says, "I've finally found you," and her future is about to change forever.
A "what-if" alternate history in which the Japanese Self-Defense Forces (JSDF) fight a desperate struggle against the Soviet Union after it launches a surprise invasion on Japan during heightened Cold War tensions.*This is the original story ("Tokyo Wars") as published in 1991, not the 2008 re-release under the name "Raid on Tokyo", though there are few differences to note other than the title.
Arriving at a mortal Yaxuan who was traveling around, one demon and one person became companions, and since then began a long journey of floods. People who long for life, Shura who takes murder as a crossing, god without emotion, magnificent Yingzhou prison cage... Anecdotes and anecdotes in the floods are included in Yaxuan's picture. The long time exposed more secrets. Who is Yaxuan? Why not die old? Why did the Blood Sea Sparrow suffer the scourge of genocide and was condemned by Jiu Zhongtian? What is the purpose of Yaxuan...
Action, Adaptation, Adventure, Drama, Historical, Magic, Mystery, Seinen
41
1
12
March 22, 2024
In 1705, a rash of murders took place in Lotto Valentino, a provincial city on the Italian peninsula. The murderer, who wears a pure white mask and places one such mask on all of their victims, is known as the "Mask Maker," and anyone who witnesses their murders becomes their next victim. Huey Laforet, a boy who attends a "private school" for alchemy, hates the world. Monica Campanella, his schoolmate, confesses her crush to him. Elmer C. Albatross arrives in town as the school's newest student. Niki, a girl enslaved by a merchant, witnesses one of the "Mask Maker's" crimes. All four youths confront the Mask Maker and a conspiracy to control the entire city and this is the beginning of a 300-year-long immortals' ruckus.
Edo, 1855, in the Hill of the Three Hundred district: Japan's isolationist foreign policy has been lifted, and the era of the Bakumatsu has begun. The samurai Ibuya Manjiro, 26 years old, has just begun his career as low-ranking retainer to the minor daimyo Lord Matsudaira. Tezuka Ryoan, 29, a disciple of Dutch medicine, has just been accepted as a student at Teki Academy in Osaka. Each has a temper to go with his talent, and in a time of brewing upheaval the two are not slow to find trouble, which brings them together in spite of their mutual dislike. Tezuka is called in one night to sew up Ibuya after an illicit duel; a few weeks later, Ibuya finds himself the only thing standing between Tezuka and a gang of swordsmen sent by the head of medicine for the Shogunate ... Hidamari no Ki received the Shogakukan Manga Award in 1984 for general manga.
水神的新娘; 河神的新娘 (Chinese); 하백의 신부 (Korean); زوجة إله الماء (Arabic); A vízisten menyasszonya (Hungarian); Bride of Habaek; Bride of the Water God (English); Cô Dâu Thủy Thần (Vietnamese - Tiếng Việt - TV); Habaek; Habaek-eui Shinbu; Habaegui Sinbu (Japanese); L'Épouse du dieu de l'eau (French); A Esposa do Deus da Água (Portuguese); La Sposa di Habaek (Italian)
When Soah's impoverished, desperate village decides to sacrifice her to the Water God Habaek to end a long drought, they believe that drowning one beautiful girl will save their entire community and bring much-needed rain. Not only is Soah surprised to be rescued by the Water God-instead of killed-she never imagined she'd be a welcomed guest in Habaek's magical kingdom, where an exciting new life awaits her! Most surprising, however, is the Water God himself... and how very different he is from the monster Soah imagined.
Becoming the King's Man / Cheng Wei Wang De Nan Ren / Chéng Wéi Wáng De Nán Rén / King of Lavitan / O Conquistador de Homens / The Emperor's Toy Boy / ข้ามภพและเป็นผู้ชายของฮ่องเต้ / 成为王的男人 / 王となった男
Known for his angelic voice, Cheng Yi, a famous television anchor, was suddenly attacked by an overly obsessed fanboy confessing his love for him, causing him to fall off the stage and get sucked into a book where he ended up becoming a flower boy. "Ah... But I'm straight! What?! And I have to do all sorts of stuff with this guy in front of me? What?! And every guy in the world will be craving for my body? Um... The beginning of this book has to be a joke! I think I might just loosen up a bit and let myself fly free!"
The Maid No Longer Desires her Master [Official] 하녀는 더 이상 그를 원하지 않는다
Adaptation, Drama, Fantasy, Historical, Romance
875
44
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January 30, 2025
Lynn has never had an easy life. A beautiful girl with pale silver hair resembling that of the Empire's princess, she is sold to work in the Dukedom of Ereuputh. Elizabeth, the duke's daughter, harbors jealousy towards the princess and takes pleasure in causing Lynn to suffer. Despite enduring in silence, Lynn's life takes a turn when Martin, the young master of the dukedom, returns. He shows her kindness and she falls for him, knowing that it will only lead to heartbreak. Unable to resist, Lynn shares a passionate night with him, unaware that Martin is not the kind boy she used to know. For he's had a taste of her, and he will never let her go...
King's First Love / She Became the Sickly Prince's First Love / She Became the White Moonlight of the Sick King / She Becomes The Yandere King's White Moonlight / Ta Chengle Bing Jiao Junwang De Bai Yueguang / 她成了病娇君王的白月光 / 백월광: 빌런이 된 남장 여자 / Becoming the Lover of a Twisted Tyrant
The female lead disguised herself as a male and became the antagonist of the story. She was forced to maintain her persona as a brutal gangster and flirt with the male lead and all sorts of evil bosses. The story shows how she manages to capture the hearts of all the young women in the harem of the male lead.
Action, Drama, Historical, Isekai, Mystery, Seinen, Time Travel, Tragedy
69
1
17
March 21, 2024
From: Easy Going Scans High-schooler Nishino Aoi is a history nut who's in the archery class at his school. Due to his skill in archery, he sometimes thinks that he's more suited to the Sengoku period of Japan. If he lived then, he imagines he might even have a girl like his clubmate Seno-san as his wife. As it is, Seno-san is his friend and the girlfriend of his childhood friend Kouta. When a mysterious fog covers the school, Aoi gets his chance to experience the Sengoku period first hand. The entire school is transported to a time period that Aoi pinpoints as somewhere between 1576-1582, near to Azuchi Castle. However, things are not as bright as he might have imagined. Armed men accompanying the historical figure Hachisuka Koroku attack the school, brutally murdering teachers and students. Will Aoi and his friends be able to survive this deadly era? [tethysdust]
From Aerandria Scans:
It’s the 16th century and the knights of the Mediterranean country Malta take pride in being the strongest in the world. Aciel is a beautiful lady-knight who gradually makes her way into the group of the knights, despite the fact it’s forbidden for women to be knights. Learn the tale of the magnificent knights whose charms neither friends nor foes can resist!
Qiang Jin Jiu A General Onwards to His Wine Ballad of Sword and Wine Bring in the Wine Desiring to Put the Liquor In Qiāng Jìn Jiǔ Thương Tiến Tửu 将进酒 장진주
Action, Fantasy, Historical, Shounen Ai
34
1
28
March 20, 2024
[Translated by Mosh Scans] During the Xiande period of the Dazhou dynasty, the Prince of Jianxing, Shen Wei, suffered defeat at the Chashi river in the northeast, leading to the Six Prefectures of Zhongbo almost falling to external foes. Shen Zechuan, meanwhile, was arrested and taken to the capital, to be the target of everyone's hatred as the surviving villain. When the young son of the Prince of Libei, Xiao Chiye, heard the news, he came and delivered a ruthless blow that nearly cost Shen Zechuan his life. Unexpectedly, the latter, who had seemed weak, was actually quite fierce, turning around and biting him, causing the former to bleed profusely. Henceforth, an enmity developed between the two, with the strife continuing both within and outside the court. Amidst this open and secret conflict, the true reason for Shen Wei's defeat was surprisingly discovered.
"It is as I always say; if you have no bread, then train yourself!!"The Queen roared from the scaffold of the Place de la Révolution.Forced from Versailles and then marched to the guillotine, Marie Antoinette vented her rage at the mob incited by revolutionary fervor, who were no longer the same people she had once loved.Marie was transformed into a muscular France, boasting of her muscular bulk, She smashed the executioner's block, tore off the guillotine and used it as her weapon as she beat the Revolutionary army!"I am France. The one and only France!"This is a story of rebirth. Muscle can only be rebuilt after it has been destroyed.Marie Antoinette, the most sad and strongest villainess, is about to turn the tables with her awesome muscle...!
軍靴のバルツァー; Gunka no Baltzer; Gunka no Balzer; Baltzar militarismus; Baltzar: La guerre dans le sang; 巴爾扎的軍靴; 군화의 발차; Бальцар на тропе войны
Action, Drama, Historical, Mature, Military, Seinen
577
1
18
April 7, 2026
From: Easy Going Scans Glory won over the roar of cannon fire, peace exists simply as a time to prepare for the next battle. A soldier in a militarily-advanced nation, Balzer quickly advanced in rank. However, his career takes a sudden turn when he is reassigned as an adviser at a military school in a neighboring allied nation. Faced with little military power, untrained students, and civilian opposition to firearms, will Major Balzer be able to win over the soldiers and civilians?
Action, Adventure, Drama, Historical, Romance, Shoujo, Supernatural, Time Travel
21
1
5
March 19, 2024
The manga revolves around the Sakura household, which has since ancient times worked as sake brewers. One day the daughter of the household finds a katana in her family's warehouse and when she unsheathes it, the sword starts to shine. The title Sakura Juuyuushi is a play on words of Sanada Sakura Juuyuushi, a story of the group of 10 ninja who assisted the warlord Sanada Yukimura during the Warring States era of Japan.
Source: ANN
Comedy, Crossdressin, Historical, Music, Reverse harem, Romance, School Life, Shoujo
49
1
19
March 19, 2024
After being accepted by the Melite Conservatory of Music, Taki Ren, travels all the way to the City of Music, Vienna, to fulfill her dream of becoming a composer. However, there’s one problem: Melite is an all-boy’s school! So yes, imagine 8 of your favourite classical composers as handsome young men who are all around the same age, and all in the same country, at the same time, studying in the same class.
첫눈에 반했어요, 흑막님! / I Fell in Love at First Sight, Mr. Black! / I Fell in Love at First Sight, Mr. Black! / I Fell in Love at First Sight, Mr. Dark! / I Fell in Love at First Sight, Sir Hidden Villain! / I Fell in Love With You at First Sight, Mr. Black! / It Was Love at First Sight, Mr. Black! / It Was Love at First Sight, Mr. Villain! / It Was Love at First Sight, Villain! / 첫눈에 반했어요 흑막님!
Fantasy, Historical, Romance, Shoujo
2.9K
146
2K
December 3, 2025
Duke Adler, referred to as the greatest man of the Asgard Empire, is as handsome as a sculpture. However, he is also a serial killer, playing the role of the villain in a novel. On top of that, Princess Charlotte, who was politically married to him, was fated to be murdered on their first night together. The predicament is that I am the princess fated to die at his hands on that night. "It's a political marriage, and it's not as if we want to see each other anyway, so let's just meet on our wedding day." It was evident that the villain was displeased with the idea of marrying me. Hence, I made a decision. "It was love at first sight. So, please go out with me!" With only six months left until the wedding, I resolved to carry out an undercover investigation by pretending to date him. People wouldn't believe my words, so I had no choice but to gather evidence myself. Even though she had planned to reveal the fact that he was a serial killer by hovering around him... *** "You said you fell in love with me at first sight, so what were you doing here with another man?" A cold voice flowed into my ears. "W-What do you mean? I was just dancing to ensure there were no disruptions at the banquet..." The nape of my neck heated up from the hot breath brushing against the outer edges of my ear. The contrast between his warm touches and the cool tone of his voice intoxicated me even more. "You called his name so affectionately, as he held you tightly in his arms." "Gasp." Unable to escape the strong scent that clouded my senses, I held my breath. My whole body tingled from the strange sensation spreading from my neck to the rest of my body. He tilted his head and said... "If there's someone else's scent coming from you... I'll have an urge to kill."
Si Kongji licked the corner of Ming Ruoxie’s lips with satisfaction and narrowed his eyes, "If I'd known earlier that my darling is also a Yandere, then I wouldn’t have acted so innocently~"
She Is a Queen / The Concubine of the Phoenix Conquers the World / Huáng Fēi Qīng Tiān Xià / 凰妃倾天下
Fantasy, Historical, Romance, Shoujo
28
1
111
April 27, 2024
Feng Yinshuang was reborn on her wedding day. She was a naïve, trusting empress in her past life. Now, she vows to make the scum who had used her pay in blood. She put on an act of entering the wrong bridal sedan, unaware that she had jumped out of the frying pan and into the fire. Putting a bold face on, she married the tyrannical prince rumored to be cruel and ugly, and they made a deal with each other. They would act as a loving couple, all while using each other as a means to an end. It was one thing to have her carefully constructed show become a reality, but no one could have predicted that she would end up as the empress again. After all, she had vowed to become a consort this time! Watch a reborn Feng Yinshuang tear her enemies apart, outmaneuver scheming ladies, and become the ultimate winner in life!
The Juuza. That is the name given to those of the 13th Zodiac: the cat people. Seen as a vulgar and contemptuous race, they live a life of seclusion away from human eyes. However, as the end of the Han Dynasty draws near, the rise of the Yellow Scarves has thrown the land of the Three Kingdoms into turmoil. As armies converge, a young Juuza woman named Kan'u and her village are forced out of their peaceful lives as Sousou and his punitive force press their way into the village.
Reincarnated as My Husband’s Mistress / Describe Your Feeling When Being Reincarnated as Your Husband’s Mistress / Describe How You Feel About Being Reincarnated as Your Husband's Mistress, Describe How You Felt About Being Reincarnated as Your Husband's Mistress, Describe Your Feelings About Reincarnation as Your Husband's Mistress, Please Describe How You Feel About Reincarnating as Your Husband's Mistress, Reincarnating as My Husband's Mistress, 남편의 정부로 환생한 심정을 서술하시오
Adaptation, Drama, Fantasy, Historical, Romance
736
9
879
January 9, 2026
As a grand duchess with a body like glass, I lost my life in a severe seizure. No, rather, I thought I had lost it. “…I want you.” Then, I was reincarnated as a woman who looked just like me. However, isn’t this woman’s body too healthy? The joy of having a healthy body is brief, everyone says this to me this. Because this woman is my perfect husband’s mistress. I attended my own funeral in order to hear the truth. I saw a handsome man there, crying even more than my own husband, as if the world had suddenly collapsed. Who is that man, who I’ve never seen before? And actually, this woman… …Is she my husband’s mistress?
I was imprisoned with the male lead of a horror game. / 공포게임 남주와 감금당했다 / Confined Together with the Horror Game’s Male Lead / Imprisoned with the Horror Game's Male Lead / I'm Trapped with The Male Lead in a Horror Game
Drama, Fantasy, Historical, Romance, Shoujo
2.5K
259
1.6K
April 3, 2026
I became a maid in a horror game. And, here in this mansion, I was confined together with the male lead, who’s trying to escape. My role here was to guide him around the mansion and to give him penalties once in a while. I just need to fulfill my NPC duties until the male lead’s playthrough is over. “Once I get out, I’ll have you locked up the same way.” This male lead was kicking up quite the racket though. So I decided to help him escape as soon as possible. “Let’s eat, Dietrich.” “That’s a potion. It’ll get you healed up right away.” “The escape hint is right over there…” I stuffed him well enough so he had enough energy for the next part of the game. I gave him a potion to use in case he got hurt. I also gave him some hints to solve the problem. Then, we can get out now, right? However. “Not sure. I don’t know the answer.” Look here, smart guy. What exactly do you mean by that? …The male lead doesn’t want to leave the mansion. “If you’re not leaving, then I will!” I shouted in a fit of anger. At the thought of having to keep looking at this hateful guy’s face, I was justifiably annoyed. “Is this truly the kind of place that you can get out of?” As he said this, the look in his eyes darkened sharply. “Just so we’re clear, I have absolutely no intention of getting out of here.” “What?” “And you’re not leaving either.” How the hell did it come to this?
