I Want to Escape the Earth

I get embarrassed easily and really want to escape from this earth. This new semester, I met a long-haired, beautiful girl who is the exact opposite of me. Wait, no, it's a handsome guy, and social anxiety doesn't seem to be in his vocabulary! I end up witnessing him doing the most random things in the weirdest places...Ahhhh! I really really want to escape from the earth!